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Sep 1980May 1984

Professor of Philosophy

Harvard University


Sep 1971May 1975


Sep 1966May 1970


Sep 1961May 1965


Princeton University
Sep 1956May 1960


Yale University
Sep 1951Oct 1955


Harvard University


Hutchinson Hatch

"The Thinking Machine"

My Great Idea


What are my interests? What are my interests??? Well those are for me to know and you to find out. But if you must know...being the most intelligent man in the world.


Hello, my name is Augustus S.F.X. Van Dusen. I am a very intelligent man, with a high paying jobs and degrees ranging in various subjects. I have attended top notch Ivy League universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, and Columbia. I have achieved a Ph.D., an LL.D., an F.R.S., an M.D., and an M.D.S. I think very highly of myself because, well, I am the everything. I am by far the most intelligent man I know and I can most definitely think my way out of any situation. A few of my acquaintances have tried to put me up to a challenge. They think that I can not escape a locked jail cell in seven days. I could achieve this task with my eyes closed. No task has ever tripped me up, and I do not suppose this will either. Think that I am pulling your leg? Think again.