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Work experience

Feb 1925Present

Feb 2010Mar 2010

Head Twizzler Maker

Twizzler Factory
Feb 2010Mar 2010

Head Twizzler Maker

Twizzler Factory
I packed so many twizzlers.

Education

Jan 1934Present

Parkers Mental Institution

Objective

I wanna be the best. The very best. The best all around. At packin twizzlers.

Skills

I can pack twizzlers.
I've packed twizzlers for years. I was so good at packing twizzlers that they called me "Twizzle". I was so good man.
I can pack twizzlers.