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Work experience

Aug 2014Present

President

Pawbamacare
  • Implemented a campaign to get uninsured pets covered by nation's top pet insurance companies.
  • Spokesdog for said campaign.
Feb 2011Sep 2013

Strategist

P.O.O.P.
  • Implemented the outreach program for P.O.O.P., leading to a 450% increase in sales.
  • Organized team of 11 dogs of various breeds into P.O.O.P.'s first sniffing agency. 

Education

Aug 2006Dec 2010

M.D. in Gastroenterology

Barkeley College

Doctor in digestive sciences. 

Photoshops

One time I pretended to be on vacation and made a bunch of pictures in Photoshop that would prove I went away.

References

Woman On Street

"Ooh, it's a dinosaur!" - on Ruby in her dinosaur costume

PolicyGenius Team

"Wow, Ruby's farts sure do smell."

Skills

Farting
Microsoft Office
Chewing
Sniffing
Pooping