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Life is to short, have a laugh and a smile on me!!

Here are some of my favorite one-liners from Jack Handy

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. Author: Jack Handy

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. Author: Jack Handy

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. Author: Jack Handy

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.".

Author: Jack Handy

What we do...

Welcome to The Republic Auto Group.

Thank you for visiting my visual CV. The Republic Auto Group is your Alternative Pre-owned car store - with a huge selection of quality certified pre-owned vehicles. The Republic Auto Group has been serving San Antonio's automotive needs in sales, and service for years. Our goal is to give you the best value for your money and to see that you are totally satisfied every time you visit our dealership.

Our clients have high expectations for their vehicles, and equally high expectations about the dealership professionals who serve them. The Republic Auto Group is widely recognized to be among the best in quality, reliability, value and customer satisfaction in both sales and service.

Most of our vehicles come with a FREE 3 Month/3,000 mile power train warranty that literally has NO COST to you!! So can purchase with all confidence knowing that we stand behind everyone of our vehicles.

When you're ready, come on by for a test drive