Life is to short, have a laugh and a smile on me!!
Here are some of my favorite one-liners from Jack Handy
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. Author: Jack Handy
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. Author: Jack Handy
It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. Author: Jack Handy
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.".
Author: Jack Handy