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I wish to get money for doing nothing for my entire life........... work is hard man, and I don't have time for it.

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Jan 2000Present

I sat on the couch

House Inc.

I had to sit on my couch for 6 hours


In high school

Newsome High School

I am a sophomore in high school


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Doing Nothing

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The continuation of doing nothing

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Because I can.


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