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Ever since i was a young'n i knew I was destined to be a desperado.  Wandering the deserts of Arizona,  as a lone rider, shooting random people, I knew this was the job I was born for, and i'd be darn good at it.  I'll work for anyone who has the dough, doing whatever they need.

Work experience

Jan 1994Present

Senior Executive of Dish Washing

Jenkin's Cupcakes
Jan 1994Present

Senior Executive of Lawlessness

Durante inc.

-Destroyed the Montoya Winery

-Killed Sheryl Jenkins

-Dumped multiple bodies

-Wandered Apache Desert for years

-Owns a successful tavern chain

-After killing Sheryl and destroying the Winery, fleed the coppers for months

Past Experiences


Sep 1992Jun 1996


ULD(University de Los Desperados)