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My talents with a shovel include digging, chipping, smashing, digging small holes, digging big holes, digging medium-sized holes, digging shallow trenches, digging for the sake of digging, and the waltz.
Grand Poobah of the Wacom Tablet
  I own and frequently use a Wacom tablet. The illustrations on my VisualCV were done mostly with that tablet.    
Mortal Kombat
  Proficient in button mashing.  
  My Photoshop skills include illustration and photo editing.  

Work experience

Apr 2008Present


Conning lovely ladies like myself.

Oct 2008Present


I put together professional and corporate CVs as piecework. In the last few months I have become very familiar with the anatomy of a resume, not only in America but from all around the world. I have also built CVs for many companies, more recently in foreign languages ranging from French to Vietnamese.

Apr 2009Present


Yorkshire Garden Center

Watering plants, helping customers, answering phones, interpreting, playing in the dirt.

Oct 2007Mar 2008

Banquet Staff

Event prep and staff, serving, food handling, customer service, event breakdown.


To become the world's premier floral designer, commercial producer of MiracleFruit and doodler extraordinaire.


Guillaume Fontaine de LaToure Dautreive

Foreign businessman and roommate.



  • taxonomy and plant I.D.
  • planting
  • propagating
  • painting
  • drawing
  • creative writing
  • baking
  • asian and salvadorian cuisine
  • swing dancing
  • bookbinding
  • N64/Sega Genesis


Aug 2008Present


Aug 2006May 2008

Bachelor of Fine Arts