Battyman 3000 

Work HIZtory

Work History

ONE TIME I BRUK A MANZ JAW BECAUSE HE SAID MANS JEANS WERE FROWZY. I SET A GIRL ON FIRE IN MY STREET BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T PASS ME THE HAIR SPRAY YA GET ME.

I FIXED MY MUMS COOKER. WHEN I WAS 6 I WAS BREATHING IN QUEEF.

SKOOL

Education

FUCK SKOOL. I AM FROM THE STREETS. MY NANS NAME IS BARRY. SHE IS 9 YEARS OLD. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO MY NAN WHO IS ALSO 35. 

SHUT UP FAM

GIVE ME THE JOB OR I WILL CUT YOU.

MY NANS WHITE, MY GRANDADS BLACK

2 MANY MAN. 2 MANY MAN. 2 MANY MAN. 2 MANY MAN.

MY SISTER GAVE ME A TENNER ONCE AND I CAN WATCH THE WHOLE LORD OF THE RINGS IN 3 MINUTES

MY MUM IS A PASTY